very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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