I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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