i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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