i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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