I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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