Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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