No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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