Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
vagina is talking i cant
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You made out with two different species that night
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
