I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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