"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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