If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think my nap took me to another dimension
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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