how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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