As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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