a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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