I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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