Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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