Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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