"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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