i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
North Korea, Best Korea!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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