You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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