so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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