She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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