I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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