5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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