Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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