Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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