Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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