I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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