It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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