I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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