try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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