so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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