I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Can Purell be used as lube?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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