I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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