Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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