I think I died a long time ago.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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