oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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