your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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