just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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