You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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