ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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