so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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