we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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