Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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