Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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