If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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