How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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