what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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