your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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