why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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